Cheryl: Call My Name video

We stumbled across the Cheryl Cole video for new single 'Call My Name' today. Here is a breakdown.

A small boy peeps into Cheryl's dressing room.

Hold on. This is not Cheryl's dressing room. It's Girls Aloud's.

"Piss off small boy. I am having my hair done up lovely." says Cheryl stroking her lovely boobs.

"Look at my lovely hair."

"And my lovely boobs."

Not Ashley Cole.

Not Derek Houghton.

Not...Oh...