A lesson in how to improve boring old rock songs by a man called Doug

The following songs are all 'classics' we suppose, but there has never been a rule to say that classics cannot be annoying and shit.

'Twist And Shout' for instance: a classic, but if ever there was a 'fuck this, lets get our coats and go home' song for a DJ to play, it's would be this.

So, to improve moments of tedium and pop dirge ('Smells Like Teen Spirit', 'Ace Of Spades' etc), a man called Doug Naugler (not pictured) has taken a collection of rock classics and turned them into ridiculous and VERY CAMP club tracks. The smell of poppers from his website is overwhelming.

Initially we felt that the following tracks fell somewhere between horrific and genius - but we have come to conclude that it is simply the latter. Besides, anyone who makes the opening to 'Ring Of Fire' sound the way it does here is clearly a man operating some form of above-average intelligence.

'Twist & Shout'

'Thunderstruck'

'Smells Like Teen Spirit'

'Billie Jean'

'Blitzkrieg Bop'

'Ring Of Fire'

'Enter Sandman'

'Livin' On A Prayer'

'Ace Of Spades'

'Wouldn't It Be Nice'

Needless to say, there are a number of musicians spinning in their grave right now. But lets be honest, wouldn't you rather be spinning than just lying there rotting? Exactly.

There is more about this 'Doug Naugler' chap on his website.