You know how most interviews are 10% interesting, funny quotes about random stuff and 90% a load of waffle as musicians attempt to justify their ongoing career and then try to plug their new release?
What follows is just the 10%.
So. If you hadn't noticed the pictures of mud-splattered teenagers at Glastonbury in the newspapers, it's festival season already. This weekend Ke$ha performs at Glastonbury festival, and ahead of that brave appearance we spoke to Ke$ha about the awful things that have been in her mouth, what she'll be packing in her 'vagina bag' and literally nothing else...
Hi Robot Pigeon.
Festival food is notoriously awful. What's the worst thing you've ever eaten?
Placenta. It's kind of a tradition to eat it in some circles. I have a Godson and I ate his placenta. It kind of tasted like a tampon dipped in mud.
You're not selling it very well. Did you cook it or was it raw?
It was cooked, it was boiled.
Did you try and tart it up with some vegetables? A little salad?
No. Just by itself.
What will you be packing for Glastonbury this weekend?
When I go to a festival, I take a fanny pack. Do you call it a fanny pack over here? Oh no you call it a bum bag - that would be like 'vagina bag' over here right? I take my bum bag and I fill it with 50 bucks, a phone charger, my phone and my I.D. and a little bit of glitter and some chapstick.
No toilet roll?
Dirty bums all round then. Amazing. Thank you Ke$ha.