It's 4am. We're really quite drunk. But THE NEW KYLIE VIDEO IS ONLINE. It looks like this:
1. What is the giant elephant balloon doing there/representing? Has someone been watching too much 1989 Batman?
2. That man at 2:22 totally grabs Kylie's bottom. We think Andres Velencoso (thanks google) might have something to say about this.
3. It is impressive when Kylie is on top of the pile of naked, writhing people, but it's a shame they leaked the green screen pictures of her on top of just 5 people - kind of spoils the illusion.
4. It took us FOUR HOURS to remake 30 seconds, we're not doing the entire thing.
5. Time for bed.