Now, Robot wouldn't dream of speaking for Pigeon because when it comes to music we are like Same Difference - "We're the same, but different".
What follows are Robot's thoughts on the past 12 months in music. Robot Pigeon has been around for little over a year now, so we felt a round-up of the year would be a little more fitting than telling you stuff about songs that were released in 2001 in a round-up of the decade. We don't remember much before 2007 anyway, our bad.
Lets get on with this then.
The Darkest Video of 2009
Royksopp 'This Must Be It'
Royksopp's 'This Must Be It' is
a dark and worrying music video and not just because it's got loads of elderly people running amok with their willies and boobs bouncing all over the place (almost). The video is savage and even without anything traditionally scary (witches, violence, blood, guns, room temperature milk) this is without doubt the most unsettling video of the year.
Runner-up: MGMT 'Kids'
Now obviously 'Kids' is ancient now, but the
video only surfaced this year. While more '
RAAAAAAHH' than
Royksopp, the scares sadly tail off at the end and turns into a cartoon. Literally.
Discussing these two videos is like comparing 'Hostel' to 'The Shining'.
Best Single That Had A Limited Release But Which Should Have Been A Proper Release
Ellie Goulding 'Under The Sheets'After the pop predictions for 2009 we so unashamedly pop influenced, it was great to see Ellie
Goulding leading the BBC picks for 2010, and after the 'success' of
'Under The Sheets', we think this one will go more La Roux than Little Boots. Despite minimal support from Radio One, 'Under The Sheets' still reached No.53 on download alone, even after the track had already been spread across the i
nternet as a free MP3. Her second single is due to be 'Starry Eyed', and as anyone with ears will already know, 'Starry Eyed' is a tiny piece of dreamy girl-pop heaven.
Runner-Up: Sound of Arrows 'Into The Clouds'Ambitious and epic,
Sound of Arrows' 'Into The Clouds' came accompanied with one of the most jaw-
droppingly beautiful videos of the year. The attention these guys pay to their visuals matches the care put into their music, and the spectacular video was matched only by the brilliance of the song.
The Album We Wished We Had Made More Of A Fuss Over At Time But Which We Only Realised Was Amazing Later
Friendly Fires 'Friendly Fires'Early in 2009 people like Zane Lowe were going on so much about how amazing this band were that we were put out investigating for ourselves. However, there is a reason that people like Zane Lowe have very important jobs at Radio One and we don't - they are quite often right about music. Friendly Fires self-titled debut is concrete proof that scruffy boys with guitars can make pop music just as easily as a group of pretty girls in nice dresses stood in a line who sometimes do a little dance routine. Essentially the male equivalent of
Ladyhawke's album and not just because it has a song about Paris on it. Full of amazing pop melodies, brilliant lyrics and stunning songs - we only wish we had gotten on board with this one sooner.
Runner-Up: Miike Snow 'Miike Snow' We've mentioned
Miike Snow over 2009
a couple of times, but we never really got around to saying 'Wow!
Miike Snow really deserve your attention people!' And we apologise for this. Their debut album does not sound like the work of three
beardy Danes, but there is a saying about book covers which escapes us now but which we know is applicable to the beard reference. Their self titled debut was a totally flawless affair, with solemn melodies and moments of pure
dancefloor bliss. An amazing record.
Best Album By A Guitar Band
Mew 'No More Stories...' We don't write about guitar bands as we are generally more keen on pop stuff. However, we're not snobs and we love all music, and Mew have never once disappointed in their career.
'No More Stories...' is a gigantic record, as dark as 'Glass Handed Kites' but with the same unforgettable melodies of '
Frengers'. We saw them live in November, and while Pigeon faffed around saying 'I'M BORED', Robot found it quite spectacular, and in 'Sometimes Life Isn't Easy', Mew have finally recorded a rival to 'Comforting Sounds' in the
OMGepic ballad stakes.
Runner-Up: N/A
(Come on, this is a pop music blog, not a charity we are 'running' here).
Best Mixtape
Anoraak 'Indian Summer Mixtape'
From the amazing French chaps at Valerie,
Anoraak's mixtape, released at the end of the Autumn was a vicious reminder of how long we will have to wait until we can go and sit in the park with a bottle of cider again. The highlight for us remains the
Grum remix of Friendly Fires 'Skeleton Boy' but the Russ Chimes mix of 'Bitch of the Bitches' by Le Corps Mince De
Françoise is equally astounding. However, picking favourites from this
mixtape is irrelevant, since the whole thing is start-to-finish incredible. If you think you owe yourself one last Christmas present, treat yourself to this, pour a sherry and have a little dance.
Runner-Up: Sidechains 'Sound of Summer'
Another
'summer' titled mixtape kept us going through the summer of 2009, and
Sidechains did, as
Sidechains does, a stunning collection of '90s house tunes, which would mean the most to people who remember the likes of Strike appearing on Top of the Pops, but even for those who didn't, it is common knowledge that the '90s was possibly dance music's finest hour (*Robot shows his age*)
Best Single of 2009
Yuksek 'Extraball'Yuksek's debut album 'Away From The Sea' was one of the year's most impressive dance records, but the standout was far and away (from the sea) his collaboration with up and coming and probably-never-going-to-make-it-in-the-UK-at-least hip-hop femme
fatale Amanda Blank. Proof that the Daft Punk influence isn't going away anytime soon,
'Extraball' is both a huge dance track and a near perfect pop song, building from an inconspicuous opening to a heart-pumping climax, packing in verses, choruses, loud bits, quiet bits and everything else you would expect from an incredible pop song. Robot loves this track so much he still remembers where he was the first time he heard that beat drop on the first chorus - (it was sitting at his desk at his boring desk job, but it's not been forgotten).
Runner-up: Royksopp 'The Girl And The Robot'
Another collaboration, we spent a good while earlier in the year banging on about
how amazing this song was and how it was such an easy Top Ten hit and that it would put both
Royksopp and Robyn on the top of their game. It didn't chart in the UK. We don't mean it didn't make the Top 40 or the Top 75 or even the Top 200. It didn't chart - at all. We remain baffled.
Hero of 2009
YuksekYuksek may not have been the most prolific producer of 2009 but what makes us want to name him our hero of 2009 are the live appearances he has put in across London over the year. Blame the beer, blame 'whatever else' but both his appearance at the
Eastern Electrics festival and
Kitsune Halloween were two of our best nights out of the year. An incredible DJ, his own brand of heavy French
electronica is perfect for a 2am set as the/any night reaches it's peak. He is also one of the lucky
DJs that no matter what he plays, his own songs are always the highlight of the set ('
Extraball', 'Tonight' or 'So Down' for example). We should also mention his remix of Gossip's 'Heavy Cross' which even made us doubt the skills of Fred
Falke for a few moments.
Yuksek, thank you for making 2009 so amazing.
Runner-up: Diamond Cut
Special Mention: Starsmith