This should be an awful lot better

It's a technique that's served Beyonce for ages now - record a mid-pace r&b song and then get Freemasons to turn it into something people might actually want to listen to. But it hasn't happened for Whitney Houston, because the Freemasons remix of her 'Million Dollar Bill' is a bit pants. And this is a disappointment.

Perhaps Freemasons held back on turning out something spectacular in the fear that the combination of a Whitney Houston comeback single and the Freemasons 'treatment' would result in something so gay that gayness itself couldn't cope, resulting in some climatic implosion in which everyone gay, bi and who had ever had a slightly odd thought about one of their mates was sucked into the enormous vacuum where the remix had once been.

But as it is, it's all just a bit perfunctory. Phew.

Whitney Houston 'Million Dollar Bill' (Freemasons remix)