RobotPigeon: Hello Dragons. We would like £20,000 in return for a 5% share in our business to make Rex The Dog USB sticks. Evan Davis: It's a succinct pitch from the blogging duo. A pensive Theo Paphitis is first off the mark.
Theo Paphitis: Hello Robot Pigeon. I'm Theo. Explain to me why I should invest my children's inheritance and Mrs. P's housekeeping money in a dog shaped music holder.
RP: Because Rex The Dog is a genius.
Duncan Bannatyne: But it's not a CD. How can it have music on it? I'm oot.
RP: But it's amazing. Let me play you a song. *Puts on Maximize 2008 and has a little dance*
Peter Jones: That is not as good as Hamfatter. I'm out.
Deborah Meaden: Is it a voodoo doll?
RP: No, it's an amazing dog.
Deborah Meaden: Then you know what I'm going to say. *little chuckle and holds hands up* I'm out.
Evan: This is a devastating blow for the bird and the robot. Four Dragon's out. But James Khan seems remarkably quiet. Has he spotted an opportunity the other Dragon's have missed?
James Khan: Hello Robot Pigeon. I'm James. I like it. I like the dog. I like the music. I think it's a good project. Here's what I'm going to do. I'll give you the £20,000, but in return I want a 10% investment and you have to prove to me that people will buy the product.
Evan: In a dramatic turn of events James has offered the full amount in return for 10% of the company. That's a better deal than a record label. Can Robot Pigeon persuade James that there is a market for a Rex The Dog USB?
This didn't really happen. We made it up in our heads. But we imagine it's the sort of thing which would happen. So let's all tell Rex The Dog (and imaginary James Khan) that we want a Rex The Dog USB please. Speak to Rex HERE. Tell him Robot Pigeon sent you.
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This USB will change the world
It would change the shape of USB sticks forever.
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